Aug 7, 2014
My home phone rings.
Caller ID: 1-319-774-4535
Me: Hello?
Lady: Hi, is Joseph available?
Me: There is nobody here by that name, I think you have the wrong number.
Lady: Well I'm Lisa from breast cancer research network, I'll just try back another time
Me: Wait, what? He doesn't live here so how will calling back help anythi--
Lady: You have a pleasant evening, buh-bye!
*dial tone*
WTF?