"Joe" from United called me. I don't have any business with them!

Guy just called and said Hi! How are you? I said "fine" he said "I need to get back with the guy that purchases the light bulbs" I asked "What company are you with?  He said "United" I said "No, we don't buy from you." He hung up.  Liar!

same deal, but Homedepot gift card offered... very smooth

Just had the same call.  He eventually hung up on me too.

"Joe" Called our front desk, asked for the supplies guy to be paged.  Answered, his script was "Hey, you're harder to get a hold of than my wife's boyfriend.  Maybe you are hahaha".  When it pointed that was the exact script you used last week, he hung up.  Didn't disconnect, so I left the line open.  Extra 5 minutes of long distance for poor Joe.  Previous call, he advised that it's "United, one of your suppliers".