Aug 24, 2016
My informants tell me that your previous job last year was to loiter in the parking lots of Bed Bath & Beyond, CostCo, Hobby Lobby, Michael's, Sam's Club, Target, TJ Maxx, and Wal-Mart and charge little old ladies three dollars a gray head for a "cart rental fee". When shoppers emerged laden with bags you scored five plus tips for a "vehicle loading surcharge". This was a great gig until one of your marks almost took out your left eye with a swinging purse and your face needed 27 stitches.
See, I too can make up fun stories about people I'll never meet. Do you need a writing partner? Maybe we can take your act on the road. I'll be here all week! Thank you!