Some guy just called me asking if I make cheesecake and demanded to know my name so he would have credibility with his boss. Apparently his boss needs to know my name. Actually, no Mr. Whomever-you-are no you do not.

I got a call from some [***] saying this is Mr. so and so's personal assistant, He want's to know if you make filing cabinet keys. Typical solicitor fishing for information.