This fellow, Jerry Reed caller ID stated, called to pitch his latest oil deal, I told him I wasn't interested and to please take me off his call list, so he said I was an idiot.  I would be an idiot if I wasted my time with jerks like this.

somebody called our business several times asking for the person that did not work here.
When I told him to stop he laughed

Investment pest.

Wants to sell you on their "latest oil and gas investment project" - touts the tax advantages of this, every time I hear that phrase - I imagine thousands of $20 bills flying south never to return to roost in my wallet.

I never mind the taxes I pay on the money I make, but I cringe at the thought of taking a loss for tax purposes - I'd rather burn the money in my wood stove just for the heat, than 'obtain a tax advantage' from these idiots wasting MY money on their salaries and marketing to lure others for a 'tax advantage'.

What a bunch of crank-yankers.

Christian Ortiz - some investment company looking for investors

HA!!!
So, apparently they want one of our CEO'd to invest in something. But they can't be bothered to pronounce his last name right...which is funny, because it's a SUPER common, SUPER easy last name.

I actually didn't realize until their repeat calls today that you COULD mispronounce this last name.