Jun 24, 2017
Here is a true story. It just happened to me. I think everybody will enjoy this - I did.
June 23, 2017 5:23P.M. Received a phone call. The following dialogue took place. (I am adding or subtracting NOTHING to this) Caller Id said "Funeral Coverage"
Me: Hello
Caller: Mr. Stewart? (heavy accent).
Me: yes
Caller: My name is Frank, I'm calling from Senior Benefits.
Me. Hysterical laughter
Caller: Why are you laughing?
Me: Because you're full of s**t !
Caller: I know;, this business, and this call is full of s**t !!
Me: Then why do you do it?
Caller: Because it's my job, and I have no other job. I'll take your name off our list. Goodbye.
Disconnect.
I think that pretty much says it all. See ya around the campfire.