Sharon, the local google......  These calls challenge my anger issues.

Whack-a-Mole! They're back! There's a part of me that hopes the person who recorded the message "Hi! This is Sharon, your local...." can't sleep well.

They called, but I was too busy picking my ... to answer. Don't waste your time with these Twinkies.

The number is a fake-a-rooney.  These people can be anywhere in the world and it is doubtful they are in Colorado.  These "Google Experts" will, for a small fee, put me on the front page of Google.  Gee, I can do the same thing just by contacting Google and I don't have to give my credit card number to strangers over the Internet.  This is my second call in 15 minutes from [***] Wipes, LLC.  I guess they are trying to make their weekly quota on Friday afternoon.

My phone says from Eaton, CO. I didn't answer and no message was left. I'm blocking this.

Answered, they hung up.