Sep 20, 2010
Dude calls (not “the Dude” just a dude) offering to ship me a "free 120 quart cooler and free fishing rods". Of course, he just needed to verify my "personal" address first. Apparently, he was hopeful I was branchless, you know, branchless, like his inbred family tree. So, with a negative on my address he decides he wants the address of my company. Again I said “no”. I let him know I am perfectly happy with all my current vendors and will not be changing. I also told him I get unwanted calls from him about 4 times a year and I always ask them to stop calling and remove me form their call list, and they in turn, always refuse. I told dude “while I have thoroughly enjoyed our conversations”, I couldn’t talk to him any more because, quite simply, he repeatedly demonstrates the inability to follow simple directions, kinda like a child with the most distressing case of mental retardation the universe has ever known. Evidently, that really pissed 'em off ‘cause he hung up. ;-)