Just called, left no message when I didn't answer.

"Hi this is Heather calling about your vehicle's warranty..."
I cut her off continuing. "Oh my GOD Heather you are a lifesaver and I am ever so glad you called. I have been waiting and waiting so much for this exact call to finally come across my motorola, what do I have to do to get a warranty?"
"Umm, Well, you have to..."
"I have a 1944 Tiger 1, what can I have it insured for? How much is the deductible? Collision? Accidental death and dismemberment?"
"Wait - a what?"
"I just told you, it's a 1944 olive green, slightly loved, Tiger model 1."
"We only do vehicle insurance, sir."
"This is definitely a vehicle, no question."
"Like, normal vehicles?"
"Yes, this is normal, however it was kind of taken from the Germans after World War 2 and brought back to the states. I picked it up at a police auction a few years ago at a steal, Haha get it? no i guess not, however no 'legitimate' insurance place will give me insurance, and therefore, no plates. So I really need your shady insurance for my Tiger."
"Sir?"
"Yawp"
"We only insure vehicles."
"I got ya. This is a *ahem* vehicle."
"Like, cars, trucks..."
"Tanks?"
"This is a tank?"
"You got it."
-click.
Hopefully I wasted enough of her time to STOP BUGGING OTHER PEOPLE.

Same  Robo dial. No one on the phone. Wasting the worlds time

Call to my cell. Picked it up. Nobody there.

Same here.