My new best friends who call me three times a day now, obviously, they are not leaving a voicemail message which means they are scum.  So, now I'm going to waste as much of their time as they waste of mine.  The clown on call number one waited a minute and a half before I transferred him to the unmonitored voicemailbox this morning.  We'll see if we can beat that record on the second attempt  Oh, and here's another tip:  If you want to be taken seriously in business, don't get all cutsey with the modern trend of switching of letters.  I'll pass Sekure Cost up every time for Secure Cost.  Hey, why not Sekure Kost while you're at it?