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Oct 15, 2010
Just got a call from them...well, MANY calls.
They robo called my house for a long time and the message went something like this.
"We are calling for (literally like 2 seconds of nothing) regarding an urgent matter. If you are (another 2 seconds of silence) please press 1 now." Really professional there. I was in a bad mood today so I pressed 1. Turns out they wanted my wife. Here is how it went -
"Hi, you guys keep calling my house. What is this regarding?"
Rep (who BTW could barely string words together...she kept using wrong tenses and things like that. VERY UNPROFESSIONAL SOUNDING!) - "Are you Jo?"
"No, I am her husband. What do you want?"
"Can I talks (yes, she said talks) to Jo please?"
"She isn't here. Can you tell me what your company does?"
"We are an online company."
"What does that mean?"
"We are an online company."
"All companies are online now. That makes no sense. What do you DO?"
"We are a payday loan company."
"Well, we don't do those. Please don't call again."
"Can I speak to Jo please?"
"No, she isn't here and we don't do payday loans, please stop soliciting us."
(here she got REALLY mad for some reason)
"I ain't soliciting! May I speak to Jo please?"
"Well, I know that she hasn't taken out any loans, so you must be trying to sell one. Please stop calling."
"I's collecting on her loan SIR!"
"She hasn't taken one out ever, so you must be mistaken." (this is a fact as my wife makes REALLY good money AND has the fortune to get paid weekly, so we tend to have a nice stable flow of money coming in. We are VERY lucky in this regard).
"Sir I can't discuss this with you."
"If you can't discuss it with me, then why are you calling MY phone?" (we have individual phones like many people now)
"Sir, this is urgent."
"Sales aren't urgent. Especially when you don't want to buy anything. Please don't call here again."
"I has to collect a debt sir."
By now I am REALLY mad and decide to see what she will do when confronted by cold facts.
"We don't have a debt with you. And companies like yours which prey upon the ignorant often lie about who owes them money and then shake them down. If my wife owes you any money, you will have no problem sending us all records of the debt, including all transfers and sales of that debt. You have our address. Please stop calling, and send us proof of the debt."
"I don't has to do nuthin!" (seriously her grammar was HIDEOUS) "Your wife owes us monies."
"Then you will have no problem proving it."
"Would I be callin you if she didn't owes us monies?"
"Yes. Because your industry is full of crooks and thieves."
"WHATCHOO CALL ME?"
"Thief."
*click*
Was it something I said?
Anyway, ALWAYS ASK FOR PROOF IN WRITING! It really shakes out the thieves from the legit callers.
They robo called my house for a long time and the message went something like this.
"We are calling for (literally like 2 seconds of nothing) regarding an urgent matter. If you are (another 2 seconds of silence) please press 1 now." Really professional there. I was in a bad mood today so I pressed 1. Turns out they wanted my wife. Here is how it went -
"Hi, you guys keep calling my house. What is this regarding?"
Rep (who BTW could barely string words together...she kept using wrong tenses and things like that. VERY UNPROFESSIONAL SOUNDING!) - "Are you Jo?"
"No, I am her husband. What do you want?"
"Can I talks (yes, she said talks) to Jo please?"
"She isn't here. Can you tell me what your company does?"
"We are an online company."
"What does that mean?"
"We are an online company."
"All companies are online now. That makes no sense. What do you DO?"
"We are a payday loan company."
"Well, we don't do those. Please don't call again."
"Can I speak to Jo please?"
"No, she isn't here and we don't do payday loans, please stop soliciting us."
(here she got REALLY mad for some reason)
"I ain't soliciting! May I speak to Jo please?"
"Well, I know that she hasn't taken out any loans, so you must be trying to sell one. Please stop calling."
"I's collecting on her loan SIR!"
"She hasn't taken one out ever, so you must be mistaken." (this is a fact as my wife makes REALLY good money AND has the fortune to get paid weekly, so we tend to have a nice stable flow of money coming in. We are VERY lucky in this regard).
"Sir I can't discuss this with you."
"If you can't discuss it with me, then why are you calling MY phone?" (we have individual phones like many people now)
"Sir, this is urgent."
"Sales aren't urgent. Especially when you don't want to buy anything. Please don't call here again."
"I has to collect a debt sir."
By now I am REALLY mad and decide to see what she will do when confronted by cold facts.
"We don't have a debt with you. And companies like yours which prey upon the ignorant often lie about who owes them money and then shake them down. If my wife owes you any money, you will have no problem sending us all records of the debt, including all transfers and sales of that debt. You have our address. Please stop calling, and send us proof of the debt."
"I don't has to do nuthin!" (seriously her grammar was HIDEOUS) "Your wife owes us monies."
"Then you will have no problem proving it."
"Would I be callin you if she didn't owes us monies?"
"Yes. Because your industry is full of crooks and thieves."
"WHATCHOO CALL ME?"
"Thief."
*click*
Was it something I said?
Anyway, ALWAYS ASK FOR PROOF IN WRITING! It really shakes out the thieves from the legit callers.