Some lady from peddling a prescription cure-all pain cremé.  She wanted to know if anyone in the house suffered from pain.  I told her I did.  She said they had a magic cremé for pain.   I asked her who she represented and who made the magic cremé.  She said she was with "Member Services" and acted like I should know who that was.  She ignored the question about who made the magic eight-ingredient pain creme.  Then she wanted to know if I had insurance.  I told her I did.  She said they would fax the prescription to my primary care doctor to be approved.  Then she wanted to know if I had private insurance or medicare/medicaid.  I told her I had medicare.  She asked if I had any other insurance because it's a Federal crime to defraud medicare.  A search of the internet fails to find an eight active ingredient pain creme made by anyone.  I think she might have been a crook.