These stupid same  [***] up [***] hoes calls from all over the nation. hangs up, you call back, and it was disconnected.

The Indian clown just called us and I told him I was an FBI agent
and I could have him in prison within a week.  He said Americans
are donkeys!  I said "have a nice day on your $5 salary".  He is
not even an intelligent scammer.  

I just got the same call from a woman with an Indian or Pakastani accent. She was spewing the same garbage about my computer being hacked and used for "Illegal Purposes".  "Ok, what illegal purposes was my account used for?" was my question.  To which she replied that I had to log on and allow them access so that they could show me.  After I stopped laughing hysterically for 30 seconds she told me to "Get lost".  Can anyone guess my reply?  It was "Go F&^$k yourself you Fu&^%ng [***].  

2 beeps before a man with accent asked for me, mispronouncing my name. I could hear other solicitors in the background with one saying "FBI". When I asked the caller to repeat their name they gave me a different name "Eric Jones". Believe me, I worked at the IMF for 3 years and this was not an American, Canadian or British accent. When I asked where he was calling from, he said "California".  He wanted me to go in front of my computer so he could "fix an error reported to Microsoft" and when I said, I don't need your help, he wanted me to log in. I hung up on him.

It was an Asian guy who called me, probably Vietnamese.  Talked about my "Microsoft computer" being hacked.  I told him I didn't believe him, and he acted offended.  Was still talking as I hung up.