Dec 4, 2015
So, add me to the list of bemused recipients of a call from Mr. "Stuart Wilson". My home answering machine is well-acquainted with the recitation of the "oh-so-scary" scripts just like this by other third-world scam artists like him, and it selflessly spares me from having to field these comical interruptions directly. This latest variation was received this afternoon at 3;25 PM PST on 12/03. I had to replay the message several times, because I could swear that in his bogus identification, he stated, "Hi. My name is Tulips Wilson." As an aside, I actually would like to meet an individual who was named Tulips; it could prove to be rather interesting. But then again, maybe the misheard, make-believe name he stated really was "Two Lips". In that case, that may be the only factually correct thing that he uttered during his entire scam message.