Sep 12, 2008
Alright, I've developed a theory. The government, or some other dastardly organization, is spying on me. And whenever I try to use the restroom, the phone rings, and I'm trying to hurry (I'm old, and it's not always quick) and I get to the phone, and they're gone and they didn't even leave a message. Friggin' "Black Ops" is what it is. That's what you get for being a decent citizen and a tax-payer.