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Jul 18, 2013
marcy & Derrick;
Well, of course, you did. Citibank gave me $100,000, threw in a new Mercedes, a new condo in Florida, and promised me a dozen buxom voluptuous virgins per week for the rest of my life -- and all I had to do was put $100 on one of those green dot card thingys.
In reality, no legitimate U.S. bank is ever going to give anyone a loan because of a deposit on a green dot card -- it is illegal to require up-front payment in order to get a loan and even if it wasn't the bank wouldn't want the PR nightmare.
What a Citibank loan does require (from the Citibank website):
"To qualify for a Personal Loan, you must have (1) at least one month of tenure on a Citibank deposit account, a linked Citibank mortgage or a Citi credit card (Sears, Macys, Home Depot and other retail partner cards excluded) at the time the application is submitted AND (2) a positive balance in your Citibank deposit account or if no balance, have made a deposit into a Citibank deposit account within the past 3 months prior to the date of application.
You must also have an annual income of at least $10,500."
Notice anything about a green dot card there?
And just to make your scamming and spamming a little more professional looking; here in the U.S., the standard practice is to place the dollar sign ($) before the numerals -- not after.
Some political incorrectness would really be appropriate here; but, I'll skip it -- for now.
Well, of course, you did. Citibank gave me $100,000, threw in a new Mercedes, a new condo in Florida, and promised me a dozen buxom voluptuous virgins per week for the rest of my life -- and all I had to do was put $100 on one of those green dot card thingys.
In reality, no legitimate U.S. bank is ever going to give anyone a loan because of a deposit on a green dot card -- it is illegal to require up-front payment in order to get a loan and even if it wasn't the bank wouldn't want the PR nightmare.
What a Citibank loan does require (from the Citibank website):
"To qualify for a Personal Loan, you must have (1) at least one month of tenure on a Citibank deposit account, a linked Citibank mortgage or a Citi credit card (Sears, Macys, Home Depot and other retail partner cards excluded) at the time the application is submitted AND (2) a positive balance in your Citibank deposit account or if no balance, have made a deposit into a Citibank deposit account within the past 3 months prior to the date of application.
You must also have an annual income of at least $10,500."
Notice anything about a green dot card there?
And just to make your scamming and spamming a little more professional looking; here in the U.S., the standard practice is to place the dollar sign ($) before the numerals -- not after.
Some political incorrectness would really be appropriate here; but, I'll skip it -- for now.