Got a call from the number 803-479-6277 claiming to be a private investigator. This person, named "Tisdale," sounded professional at the beginning of the voicemail, then called me "son" in the middle of it and said that I needed to call back "ah-mee-ly" (ebonic for immediately), or else I'd be charged with "a great amount of jail time, as well as registering as a sex offender", whatever the hell that means. So I knew this was an uneducated son of a [***] once I heard that, and called his bluff and told him I'd "see him in court," it he wanted to take it that far. Haven't heard back since. Piece of [***].