Don't you just hate it when your minions go off script like that?

If we've told them once we've told them 100 times: it's FIFTY bucks to stop calling else you will get TWO CALLS A DAY.

Stand on a chair in the urine-soaked boiler room and loudly remind everybody to get back on script for chrissakes! Do it now before there's more confusion over here on 800 notes!