Left message on my answering machine.  Claims they are from Microsoft and that my Microsoft "license" has expired and I must return their call immediately.

No message, Miami calling. Blocked.

Told me my MS license was expired and I needed to renew it.  I ask what is a MS license and they said, "The license on your computer."  I then said that the only license I have is a drivers license and I don't know anything about computers but I've heard people talk about them. Then they hung up.  I guess I was keeping them on the phone too long and I was wasting their time at that point.  I really like scamming the scammers even if it keeps them from scamming just one person.  If everyone was wise to them and scammed them right back, maybe they would stop calling.

This number called my cellphone claiming to represent some insurance company and wanted to sell me insurance.

Caller said insurance company.  Out of Miami.  Told them I am already dead, so I'm probably not eligible.