Called asked for Mrs. XXXX; when I said, "No, can I take a message," she said, "I'll call back later," and hung up. I tried to get a name, but she'd already hung up. I got the number using *69. I called that number and got voicemail.

Caller asked for me by name, then launched into spiel about chimney-cleaning service for furnaces. I told him we have a high-efficiency gas furnace that vents through PVC pipe. He replied, "Oh, no problem." Yes, bud, there is a problem, and you're about to get reported to the feds' "do not call" registry.