May 24, 2013
Got a text from some [***] named Ellis wanting to give me a ride. I told her to pound sand and bump uglies with a Gynecologist and get that nasty box checked out for venerial disease. [***] call me again at 3am and texting me got me in MAJOR [***] with my [***] girlfriend.
[***] YOU ELLIS, GO [***] A GOAT YOU [***] [***]!!
-Love Ryan.