Apr 22, 2015
Total Scam. They left no voice-mail. I called back. First, I talked to Punjab from Durkadurkastan looking for Felicia Johnson (it's a code-word). I replied politely that it was a wrong number, and moved on with life. They called again, I decided to [***] with them. I answered in an Ebonics thug voice that I was Felicia Johnson....Daryl Whiteguy was intimidated, and passed me on to his supervisor, Madea. She was all like 'oh, so you're Felicia Johnson? Whats your mailing address and Sprint account number?' I said '[***] I ain't need no Sprint. Who da [***] you?' They went on to say they're Convergent Resources (While on the phone, I googled a quick BBB check - D-). I said 'you know you got a D- with the BBB? And over 1300 calls complainin about your sorry [***]??' She was quick to say 'its clear we have a wrong number...your number has been removed from our database'... I said '[***] - dat all you got??' She went dead silent, then said let me transfer you to my supervisor. Four rings, then a beep, Bethany Whitebitch leaves a message 'please leave your name and number, etc.'....I calmly said, in my post-graduate voice 'I have been recording the last four and a half minutes of your associates berating me, demanding information from me on a personal cell phone, well after 8pm on a week night. I have checked your company out. I will shut you down.' And left about thirty seconds of dead silence after it.
[***] 'em