They said they were a rapper from the dirty south and needed some back-up vocals on a hot new track.  I started spittin some hot fire and am now on my way in the music biz.  Best call I ever answered.

Um ...
Was that supposed to be funny, or are you a serious shill?

Can you give us the name of the supposed caller, band, website or other entity that called you, or are you unaware that meth destroys brain cells?

Called, left no message.

after a pause, a female said "this is Jessica Cohen, how are you today?" she sounded [***], but I still hung up.

Same here