Dec 12, 2009
A man called my wife this morning and told her she had was going to be arrested and prosecuted if she did not pay $700-odd dollars *today* to settle an overdue payday loan. He could not tell her the name of the lender she owed money to, instead saying it could be one of over 500 companies his law office represents. Gee, that's strange. He did give her instructions on getting a notarized letter stating she wanted to settle the case today. He told her to fax the letter to (877) 283-6987; 877, for those who didn't pick up on it, is a toll-free area code, so in effect it's like telling someone to fax something to an 800 number. Anyway, he then told her that after she gets the letter, she should call (760) 283-6987 and make her payment, which could only be accepted by credit card. Uh-huh. Curiously "Michael Davis" did not give my wife a case number, claim number, or account number. Yes, ma'am, please just give us that credit card number so we don't have to arrest you and drag you to California to stand trial. My wife said she hadn't received any correspondence about the debt, to which, of course, the guy replied that his firm had made numerous attempts to email her. I called the the number he provided, and someone answered on the third ring, but didn't say anything. We just sort of listened to each other for a minute before he hung up. The second time I called he said his name was Stephen Jones (he sounded like his name ought to be Ravij Shankar), and that he worked in a law office. I asked him why he was calling pregnant ladies on a Saturday morning to threaten them. He said, "I don't understand Saturday ladies." Stephen/Michael/Ravij, if you're reading this, you had my wife sobbing and crying, and if you ever call us again, I'm going to slit your belly open, pull out a length of your guts, nail it to a tree, and then make you walk circles around the tree until you die. I will leave you for the crows.
Oh yeah, and on the voicemail the guy left the day before, he said he worked for a government office.
And at one point they asked her if she had ever been involved in money laundering before.