Them: "Hello YourName, this is Indian-Guy-With-American-Sounding-Name from the Windows company..."
Me: "And you have a virus on your computer that I can help you remove! HAHAHAHA!"
Them: (CLICK)

Indian sounding guy telling me I have a problem with hackers trying to access my computer. He wants me to press the "Windows" key and "R" to investigate the problem. What he probably wants to do is access my computer himself. Do these guys think I was born yesterday??