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May 13, 2014
They just called...evidently I've committed three crimes, including bank fraud, blah, blah, blah...and would I like to go to court or take care of this over the phone? When I laughed at the guy, told him I'm TOTALLY going to court, he had a very meek "okay" then hung up.
They said they were Crimes & something, paid little attention. He read me an "affidavit" of all my crimes, but of course would not tell me who it was I "cheated" out of money, or who was prosecuting me. He did, however, have my name and address.
They said they were Crimes & something, paid little attention. He read me an "affidavit" of all my crimes, but of course would not tell me who it was I "cheated" out of money, or who was prosecuting me. He did, however, have my name and address.