Female called about saving thousand of dollars on credit card processing fees without having to deal with Visa and Mastercard. "Are you the owner?"
 "No."
"When will they be in so i can talk with them?"
 "They are never here."
"Do they have an e-mail?"
 "No."
"Look, I'm trying to put thousands of dollars back in the owner's pockets, you don't have to be a d!ck!"
Disconnect.
Had Miss Missy stayed on the line, I would have informed her that the fees are going back into the pockets of the owners, they are written off in taxes.

Lol!  Good one!  Most people don't realize that!

Although I would like to add that I just signed up with them for my business.

This company is legit, and was recently bought by the processor I was already with.  I don't agree with their tactics, but sometimes cold calling is legit.

Miles from ETS
Credit card processing

At least they left a polite message