Glad to know I'm not the only one.  How can you not laugh at this clown with his broken English!

They are effen idiots. I've had a few of these and I generally give them the number to the local FBIs office in charge of Fraud.

Got called at 3 in the morning and left a voice mail saying I'm going to get sued! He failed to say who he was calling for in the voice mail. Sure it's a scam. I wonder how much they get paid to annoy people... I need a job.

How dumb do these guys really think people are? Said he was Sam Johnson...I think is english was horrible.
Scam scam scam

Hi, these cow porkers called me on Memorial Day, I told them to pork one of their beloved cows, they got rude!  I do listen to their whole spiel and luv to ask questions which throws them off of their script.  I act like I am scared and then when they want credit card number, I tell them to have anal relations with their cows!  Idjiots callin' me on Memorial Day!