Called to let me know he has trouble getting an erection. If I could please call him back and give him my social security number, credit card information and bank routing numbers then he may be free to live a normal life instead of being doomed to a life with a floppy 'member'. (Website asked me to watch my language)
Okay, so that isn't entirely true but anyone that makes their living off of scamming/trying to scam others is nothing more than a useless, floppy 'member'.

My file has landed on his desk for federal student loan forgiveness, he is the director of the company with a 100% success rate. Call him back at 949-416-5129.

Ha!  Awesome.  Idiot called me too, same scam.

Neither my husband, children nor I have ever taken out student loan - but it's the same script here.

Same issue. They keep calling. I don't have any student loans. Getting a ton of calls about this lately.

The message is convincing. There is new legislation on student loans pending so I thought it was in reference to that. I actually have a hefty loan and nearly called. Thank goodness for this site. Here's the loose translation of his voicemail message: "Hi this is Jackie and I apologized to reach you guys again here I I'm sure you're getting a few calls but uh this is regarding your federal student loans I am the director of the enrollment center we had a preapproval process going on here where you were about to enroll and pay off all your existing debt upfront from there that was stores your credit put you waiting you a new system where you paid based on your income and household _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ you make that payment for so many years and then the remaining unpaid valances forget it that's just to refresh your memory if you haven't yet done that um this is our last attempt to try and move forward in that direction my number is 94941651299494165129 everything goes directly to the Department of Education we are the approval and ...."