Was out when call came in. No message. CID California Call.

Wasn't able to answer. Left no message

CALLER: (with typical call center delay and background noises) Hi (trying his best to sound like my closest friend) and asking for me by name.

ME: Who's calling please?

CALLER: This is [I forgot name] calling from the community outreach program here in Huntington Beach [no doubt they substitute the city name for whatever their list shows as your city.] How much are you spending on electricity each month?

ME: That's none of your business, you damn lowlife. Call me again and I'll damage your hearing with an air horn.