Received notification that a call was received from 706-765-2671 at 2pm, then sometime around 6:30pm a security guard at a grocery store was seen and heard singing "Midnight Train To Georgia" which is kind of interesting seeing as how the area code is from Georgia and the phone number called is nowhere near Georgia. There was also a three second voicemail with no message. Did not hear phone ring, and also did not receive message and notification until after the security guard sing along performance was noticed. At least he was not singing and dancing along to "Georgia On My Mind" by Willie Nelson or "The Swallow" by the Georgia based boy band known as Mastodon. Here's some more truth: Willie Nelson also wrote "I Will Always Love You" and "Crazy" even though the recognition usually goes out to Whitney Houston and Patsy Cline for those two songs written by a very talented male song writer. More truth: the call probably was not from any of the aforementioned female vocalists.

So after calling the number there was some automated voice message sounding as though a feemail was calling the company "Rash, Curtis, and Associates." Truth: if Curtis has a rash on his "associates", diaper ointment could provide some relief, though good hygiene and giving the affected area some breathing room could also be worthwhile. Just make sure Curtis airs out his rashy associates in the privacy of his own home, because nudity is not usually allowed by adults in most parts of this "free country" known as The United States of America. (...not yet anyhow...)