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Jul 11, 2017
Called tonight while I was driving my mistress back to my summer house, during a night of coke and heavy drinking, across the Chappaquiddick bridge. While reaching for the phone, I swerved and crashed and through the guardrail, plunging the car into the bay. I made it to shore 9 hours ago, but I think my mistress is dead.