You are being so over dramatic. Calm down

SUSPECTED Spam

I keep getting the same callers here.  I'll have to try that the next time they call.  I was, however, at my guy's house with they called me earlier today.  I should have answered it and said, HELLO, JOE'S MORTUARY!  YOU STAB 'EM, WE SLAB 'EM.

I wonder how long they'd stay on the line if I did that.

What you fail to see (by your senseless logic) is that by engaging them your are guaranteeing yourself getting more BS calls.

I don't answer and reject the call. What good is being on the  Do Not Call List if these calls keep coming through.