Oct 11, 2014
Phone call just now from this number:
Caller (in Indian-Pakistani accent): "Hello? We are calling from the Department of Windows. We are getting an error on your computer."
Me: "Really? How do you know that?"
Caller: "Because you are an idiot." <click>
Hey, if you want to call me an idiot, just say so. Don't make up a story about the "Department of Windows."