That was majorly weird. This person (man) *insists* I "got’s this big ‘ol black dog, a big fella, just a mess’in up the rosebushes some’thin fierce!" and "could I please come over heeee’n’get’im?" From a Mr. Elmer Pruitt? I think that’s the caller's name.

1) I don’t have a Big Black Dog
2) I don’t have rosebushes
3) I don’t know anyone who does
4) I live on a desert military base where we do advanced flight testing - nothing out here