May 20, 2014
Long recorded message about how the state has declared my home eligible for some energy-bill-lowering program, assuring me a little too firmly that this is <i>not a sales call</i> and <i>no-one will try to sell me anything</i>, mentioning that the registration period ends on May 31, and ending with, "To revoke your eligibility and not receive any more program updates, press 1". I pressed 1 ... and the whole recording started to play over again.