I got a call today from this guy who identified himself as Dan Barton from Woodstock.  He asked for the president by his first name, not his last.  When I started grilling the guy about what was the nature of his call, etc. he came up with that he has spoken to him before and he was following up on some European shoes, size 42.  Now, since my President is European, that was a pretty good strategy.  I know the type of caller this is and I have been the "gatekeeper" for a long time.  I always google the number to confirm legitamacy. Needless to say, the President isn't getting the message.