Fast & loose slick-talker said he had heard the company I work for is looking for working capital.  When I asked for the address of ABR Funding he balked and said I was "sketching him out a little" - which is funny because the caller id read, "NOT IN USE" which is definitely sketchy.  He hung up on me so, again, I WIN!  Thanks, 800notes, for providing this receptionist with effective strategies for dealing with scammers, con artists and other nuisances.