Jun 11, 2016
I got a call from this number today, asking for me by (last) name. When he started his "from the cyber department of Windows" spiel, I said, "Could you please hang on while I call the police?" He actually said yes, and asked if I were going to put him on hold while I called. I said no, I have another phone, and he said "You have 30 seconds". I proceeded to try to call the non-emergency number of the local police but he was counting down before I could do that. So when he got to 4, I said "Hello? I'm calling to report a call from one of those Windows computer scams?" and acted like I'd connected on my other phone. Then I said (to my pretend police call), "What do I have to do?" and then went back to the scam caller and said "Could you please stay on the line so they can trace the call?" He used profanity which I politely said told him he could do back to himself, then he used more and hung up. I don't know if he's now paranoid that I was able to trace the call, or whatever, but it was more fun than just hanging up or using my own profanity. (Other times I've answered calls like that with a whistle blown in the earpiece, enough to hurt, but this was too early in the morning and other members in my house were still asleep.)