Jul 6, 2016
It's those guys that bought my account from Acme Inc...
The rocket-sled Acme sold me was defective. I asked them to make it right, and they said the warranty expired when I lit the fuse. So I refused to pay, and they sued... The judge laughed at them and told them what they had to prove if they wanted to sue me, and they sold the debt instead, while the case was still in court. The judge finally dismissed the case, but these guys still call.
But I've learned my lesson, I no longer buy from Acme, i buy direct from Chinese importers that advertise on Amazon. The quality is identical to Acme product, and I blow my face off at a quarter the price.
5 pounds of black powder, some rope, and an anvil... That's all I need!