Silly twit keeps calling for someone in our I.T. Services. He can't figure out the name or title and demands that I put him through anyway. Keeps saying we are his customers.

Nope. EMC, Corporation is NOT on the Approved Vendor List.

If *our* I.T. Services want *your* services, they will find you and give you their contact info.

Thanks for playing, but you do not get the Kewpie Doll.