Called my cell, didn't leave voicemail.

Called and asked for my wife by first name. I replied "one moment" and passed the phone. No one on the line. Called number back for four minutes yielding busy signal. Next call yielded "the number you have reached is no longer in service". Continued calls yield one or the other result.

Never leave a message.

Called asked for wife on my daughters cell. No message.

Called my cell phone and asked me if the man of the house available. I asked who you do you want to talk to and she rudely said "Man of the house".