Free cruise, 5 days all expense paid! Woooo

Emily calling.  Had trouble with her headset, trying to keep me on the line longer.  I hung up before she could really get going, but she was about to tell me about an amazing offer.  SPAM!!

Emily, you are like a stalker ex-girlfriend who calls my cell every so often from a different number.  Your fake headset problems were only silly the first time it happened when I fell for it as you giggled (tee hee hee) in that cheery voice of yours.  I know better now.  With your insincere tactics to keep me on the line as long as possible, reminiscing about how much fun we had in the past.  Oh, please... tell me more about how I have been selected to receive an incredible offer because I supposedly stayed at one of your premier resorts.  No!  That wasn't me!  You must have me confused with someone else...  I KNOW YOU CALL OTHER PEOPLE!!!  I'm through with you and your lies!   I can't do this anymore, I've moved on!

As long as I've know you, you've never given me a chance to say anything, and I'm a nice guy.  I'm sure you are probably a sweet girl, and you have a lot to offer, but you're the reason why I don't answer my phone from random numbers anymore... You and I just aren't compatible.  Just quit calling me, OK?  I don't want to be a part of your schemes.  You need to forget we ever happened so we can go our separate ways.  I'm telling you, it's OVER!!!  It's over...

So... you'll call me again in a couple weeks so I don't forget about you, right?

Called work number but left no message

Same here.  When she starts to talk, I say "oh yes, you are having problems with your head set!"  Then I hang up and block the number.  She is irritating!