I continue to recieve calls from this number. If I answer, there is no response from anyone on the other end.

I think this number equates to 1-800-[***]-hole?

I think it was Nothing Man........  Nothing Mannnnnn.  Could have been somethin, Nothing Man~

Is there anybody out there?  Is what I asked when I picked up.  Then I said, "Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls"  because my mother sometimes calls at that hour.  

When there was still dead silence I said.  "Hey you, can you help me to beat my meat"

Phone rang one evening and I said
"Hello, How are you?"
"Have you been Alright?"
"All these lonely lonely lonely nights"

No one bloody answered though so I hung up on the [***].