I resemble that remark! Oh wait! Wrong brothers.

Of course you would disagree.. your a part of the money extortion scam. Pot meet kettle, yall are a professional criminal bum who thinks the world owes you a living even if you have to steal candy from a baby. We do not, the only thing your owed is a prison term.

Ay and I slid over the rainbow and landed in a wee Leprechauns lap who was sitting on a pot o'gold!  "Faith and Begorrah" say's I in surprise.. He kissed me and twirled me to the ground and sliding down beside me he cried "Tis yer Lucky Day" !  Nah the wee pot'gold be yer's ta keep! say's he.

Then he pulled out a wee violin and struck up a lively tune and all the wee Leprechauns came out to join in the fun. Laughing and dancin a fine jig. They brought food and fine drink - such a gran party it twas..  

And imagine my surprise when the unicorns showed up, dancin and a prancin to the music! Imagine my surprise when they joined in the music,  a fine thing it tis t' hear those horns of there's sounding like fine flutes, obo's and sax's!  And oh the fairy's..  dancin on air! Flitten this way and that!  Twas a gran party I tell ye! And the last time I saw the wee lad he was headed east with a jug o'fine Irish whiskey dancin a happy jig..

Then I woke up shill..
If your going to tell a story.. do it right!

Ní am Aghaidh seasamh faoi an Cloch na Blarnan agus ní bheidh sé titim ar fáil duit!

"eNail" is what we are doing to this multiple personality shill ;-)

Thanks for the laugh, yef!  Glad I wasn't drinking any coffee!