Texts, requesting i add them on Yahoo messenger. Not gonna happen.

Phil sent me a text but I really think he got the number wrong. I'm confused now.

I don't have any contacts in my phone, I never bothered to program it. I type in wrong numbers all the time. Am I drinking bourbon at home (again) or is Phil sharing a bottle with me for giving Paul his phone back? I don't know. And last night my aunt butt-dialed me. This is too much. Phil says he dialed wrong, I think I believe him.

Phil has Verizon, I can tell by the icon. Your texts never do that.

It was a misdial and a weird coincidence.