My message/advice is this:  You are clever/creepy enough to do these calls without getting caught YET.
Why don't you put your talent to work for something good?
Maybe volunteer somewhere.  Maybe get a job.  Maybe get some friends.  Maybe go to church.
There is so much more to life than calling people who DO have lives!

Caller asked me if I live in a one story home!... Then I hung up on him before he said anything else! CREEPY!!!