Doug from Alliance called asking for the company's owner by a wrong name.  said that it was about a business venture with his company.  when pressed for more details, he said he would call back again later.  Good luck with that one buddy, because he isn't interested and I AM THE GATEKEEPER!!!  (1) You have to get thru me first!!  (2) he tells me what he is interested in and not interested in.  (3) don't call back and try the "I'm returning his call" routine, because I will know you're lying.

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