Nov 10, 2009
>>>OMG. I think space ailiens are trying to contact me. They don't speak english, and so mysteriously, just hang up! Either that or it is a world-wide conspiracy of communist republicans. As part of the military-industrial complex, they've tapped into my own personal telephone. I'm so frightened. Those are the only possibilities, except that maybe someone is trying to call a friend, and simply misdials.
No, it couldn't be that simple