Today at 02:59 Eastern an illiterate Jamaican spammer thought it would be a fine idea to promote his unnamed company and offer to solve your problem if "you ever feel to get a loan". This spam was slapped into a 74-page forum thread devoted to bogus payday loan collection, and urged the reader to call this Washington number, where the spammer does not live.

I don't know what motivates these fools to peddle their fraud every few weeks among cautionary discussions of the inevitable results of toxic financial services. Apparently irony is lost on them more than proper English.